Privacy Policy
Last Updated: February 2026
Welcome to pushbuttonchimp.com. We're committed to protecting your privacy with the same dedication we bring to sourcing the most absurdly useful gadgets and gear for road warriors everywhere.
Information We Collect
We collect information you voluntarily provide when you:
- Browse our site and shop for parody products and gear
- Create an account or make a purchase
- Subscribe to our newsletter
- Contact us with questions or feedback
- Sign up for promotions or special offers
This includes names, email addresses, mailing addresses, phone numbers, payment information, and your deepest, darkest road warrior confessions (okay, not that last one—but you can share them if you want).
How We Use Your Information
We use the information we collect to:
- Process and fulfill your orders
- Send you order confirmations and shipping updates
- Respond to your inquiries and customer service requests
- Send you marketing communications (only if you opt in)
- Improve our site, products, and services
- Prevent fraud and enhance security
- Comply with legal obligations
Cookies & Tracking
Like most websites, we use cookies and similar technologies to:
- Remember your preferences and login information
- Understand how you use our site
- Deliver targeted content and advertising
- Analyze traffic and performance
You can control cookie preferences through your browser settings. Just know that disabling cookies might make your shopping experience about as smooth as a red-eye flight in coach.
Third-Party Services
We work with trusted partners to process payments, ship orders, and analyze site performance. These partners are contractually obligated to protect your information and use it only for the purposes we specify.
We may also use third-party advertising networks to show you ads across the web. Your information won't be shared with these partners for their own marketing purposes without your consent.
Data Security
We implement industry-standard security measures to protect your personal information, including encryption, secure servers, and regular security audits. However, no method of transmission over the internet is 100% secure. We do our best, but if you're worried about your data, we recommend investing in one of our secure document cases. Perfect for a road warrior.
Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Access, review, and update your personal information
- Request deletion of your data (with some exceptions for legal/operational requirements)
- Opt out of marketing communications at any time
- Request information about how your data is used
To exercise any of these rights, contact us at the email address below.
Children's Privacy
Our site and services are not designed for children under 13. We don't knowingly collect personal information from anyone under 13. If we become aware that a child under 13 has provided us with personal information, we'll delete it promptly.
International Users
If you're accessing our site from outside the United States, your information may be transferred to, stored in, and processed in the U.S., which may have different data protection laws than your country. By using our site, you consent to this transfer and processing.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this privacy policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or for other operational, legal, or regulatory reasons. We'll notify you of material changes by updating the date at the top of this page and, if required, by sending you an email notification.
Contact Us
If you have questions, concerns, or requests regarding this privacy policy or our privacy practices, please contact us at:
pushbuttonchimp.com
Email: privacy@pushbuttonchimp.com
We'll get back to you faster than a road warrior checking airport WiFi.
Because your privacy is serious business. Even if our merchandise isn't.