Terms of Service
Welcome to pushbuttonchimp.com. By purchasing or using our products, you agree to these terms. We're serious about the legal stuff, even if we're not serious about our merchandise.
1. Agreement to Terms
By accessing and using pushbuttonchimp.com, you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provision of this agreement. If you do not agree to abide by the above, please do not use this service.
2. Product Descriptions & Pricing
We strive for accuracy in product descriptions, but we make no warranty that product descriptions, pricing, or other content of this site is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. If a product offered by pushbuttonchimp.com is not as described, your sole remedy is to return it in unused condition. Prices are subject to change without notice.
3. Product Availability
All products are subject to availability. We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time. In the event of unavoidable circumstances (supply chain chaos, cosmic interference, the great chipmaker shortage, etc.), we reserve the right to cancel orders.
4. Orders & Payment
By placing an order, you represent that you are of legal age and that the information you provide is accurate and true. We accept payment through [PAYMENT METHODS]. All transactions are subject to verification and acceptance.
5. Shipping & Delivery
Estimated delivery times are provided as a courtesy and are not guaranteed. pushbuttonchimp.com is not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, acts of God, or other unforeseen circumstances. International orders may be subject to additional customs duties and taxes.
6. Returns & Refunds
Most items may be returned within 30 days of receipt in original, unused condition for a refund of the purchase price (excluding shipping). Items marked as final sale are not eligible for return. Custom or personalized items cannot be returned. To initiate a return, contact us with your order number and reason for return.
7. Intellectual Property Rights
All content on pushbuttonchimp.com—including text, graphics, logos, images, and software—is the property of pushbuttonchimp.com or its content suppliers and is protected by international copyright laws. Our parody and ironic products are transformative commentary protected under fair use doctrine.
8. User Conduct
You agree not to use this site to:
- Harass, threaten, or defame any person;
- Post unlawful, obscene, or abusive content;
- Engage in any form of fraud, misrepresentation, or deception;
- Violate any applicable law or regulation;
- Infringe on any intellectual property rights;
- Spam or distribute malware;
- Underestimate the importance of quality merch for road warriors.
9. Limitation of Liability
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, pushbuttonchimp.com IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS-IS" AND "AS-AVAILABLE" BASIS. We disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. In no event shall pushbuttonchimp.com be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
10. Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless pushbuttonchimp.com, its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, or costs arising from your use of this site, your violation of these terms, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.
11. Third-Party Links
pushbuttonchimp.com may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, or practices of linked sites. Your use of third-party sites is at your own risk and subject to their terms and conditions.
12. Parody & Trademarks
Our products may reference, parody, or comment on existing brands, products, or cultural references. These are transformative works intended as satire or commentary. We own or have licensed all intellectual property necessary for our merchandise. Any resemblance to actual products (living or defunct) is fully intentional and protected under fair use.
13. Modification of Terms
pushbuttonchimp.com reserves the right to modify these terms at any time. Changes become effective immediately upon posting. Your continued use of the site following any modifications constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.
14. Severability
If any part of these terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect.
15. Governing Law
These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that location.
16. Contact Us
If you have questions about these terms, please contact us through our website. We'll get back to you as soon as we process the return on your last order and update our inventory system.